abstract only = lazy bum
intro only = n00b
methods only = nerd
results only = conceited
discussion only = naive
intro + methods = tease
intro + results = arrogant
intro + discussion = proud owner of a Jump to Conclusions Mat
methods + results = overly-technical
methods + discussion = gullible
results + discussion = impatient
intro + methods + results = somebody who is no fun at parties
intro + results + discussion = somebody who is way too much fun at parties
methods + results + discussion = somebody who doesn't go to parties
figures only = honorary member of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
text only = too lazy to deal with pop-up windows
figures first, then full text = overachiever
intro only = n00b
methods only = nerd
results only = conceited
discussion only = naive
intro + methods = tease
intro + results = arrogant
intro + discussion = proud owner of a Jump to Conclusions Mat
methods + results = overly-technical
methods + discussion = gullible
results + discussion = impatient
intro + methods + results = somebody who is no fun at parties
intro + results + discussion = somebody who is way too much fun at parties
methods + results + discussion = somebody who doesn't go to parties
figures only = honorary member of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
text only = too lazy to deal with pop-up windows
figures first, then full text = overachiever
