Saturday, March 19, 2011

What How You Read A Paper Says About You

abstract only = lazy bum

intro only = n00b

methods only = nerd

results only = conceited 

discussion only = naive

intro + methods = tease

intro + results = arrogant

intro + discussion = proud owner of a Jump to Conclusions Mat

methods + results = overly-technical 

methods + discussion = gullible

results + discussion = impatient

intro + methods + results = somebody who is no fun at parties

intro + results + discussion = somebody who is way too much fun at parties

methods + results + discussion = somebody who doesn't go to parties

figures only = honorary member of the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

text only = too lazy to deal with pop-up windows

figures first, then full text = overachiever