It's all the serious e-mails that I ignore since they were sent on April 1st.
Pre-registration for classes is due today? Nice one.
I forgot to turn in a tuition form? Good try, "Office of Finance and Administration." Like that place actually exists.
There was a security report issued about me on Saturday and the Poughkeepsie Police were contacted? Suuuuure, "Dean of Sophomores."
Stop lobbing up so many softballs, people. Next time bring some creativity.
