"Your talk about the Golden State Warriors this week has been the most frustrating thing ever. Could you jinx us a little bit more, please? I love your work and have read your book, but if the Warriors lose game 6 I expect an open apology and a prediction that the Mavs will win game 7 (in order to even out the jinxing), or I will start an anti-Bill Simmons blog. This is my ultimatum. Choose your next move wisely, Sports Guy."
I figured it was the least I could do. Tonights the night, America.